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Andy J again................
« on: July 30, 2010, 06:02:59 PM »

Jay had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father AndyJ as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

AndyJ said he'd make a deal with his son:

'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

Jay thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks AndyJ said, 'Jay, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

Jay said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' so I might not follow that advice.........
















To this AndyJ replied, 'Did you also notice they walked everywhere.............................'
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Re: Andy J again................
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 06:55:26 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J again................
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 09:03:53 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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