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10RDan

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3 Roses
« on: July 15, 2010, 02:12:40 PM »

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret
and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you
not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and understood because she had had the same procedure done
some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.'
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David154

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Re: 3 Roses
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 06:23:42 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] Best joke all year [rofl]
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Re: 3 Roses
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 07:11:39 PM »

 :iamwithstupid: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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fringe80

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Re: 3 Roses
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 09:54:04 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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