Kara and her husband Shawn went for counseling after several years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Kara went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in everyone of the years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Kara to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Shawn watched with a raised eyebrow! Kara shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Shawn and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
Shawn thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play HOCKEY
