ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Death bed  (Read 1636 times)

Dale

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 22
  • Posts: 377
Death bed
« on: July 08, 2010, 05:34:18 PM »
My wife lay dying.  I was with her by her bedside.  She said in a tired voice......"There's something I must confess".  "Ssshh, there is nothing to confess.....everything is alright" I replied.  "No, I must die in peace......I shagged your brother, your best mate, the man next door and your father!"  She said.

"I know" I whispered......"That's why I poisoned you, you Cunt!....Now close your eyes"
Logged

roy

  • *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 133
  • Posts: 4069
  • ESSEX
Re: Death bed
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 05:39:47 PM »
 :headbang: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] bhp  :icon_thumright:
Logged
green means go so what you waiting for

fringe80

  • SuperBike Superstar
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 19
  • Posts: 1919
Re: Death bed
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 08:38:04 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged

arek PL

  • Club Racer
  • ****
  • Personal BHP 36
  • Posts: 1316
  • nie ma jak NINJA/ Birmingham
Re: Death bed
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 08:42:32 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Triumph Tiger 1050 for zx10r-
replaced speed and fury for retired comfort ;-)

docta13

  • <docta in the house>
  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 10
  • Posts: 479
  • i will keep going.......i am now there!
Re: Death bed
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 10:52:06 PM »
OH MY GOD
























































 [rofl]
Logged
i started out with nothing and i still got most of it left!

Widowmaker2010

  • Personal BHP 0
  • Posts: 35
  • Hertfordshire / Newcastle
Re: Death bed
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 09:33:09 AM »
 [clap]

Brilliant
Logged
There are old bikers and there are bold bikers but the are no old bold bikers!!

ninja-will

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Personal BHP 0
  • Posts: 28
Re: Death bed
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 09:59:24 AM »
 [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]
Logged
RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!!

zx10_bez

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 15
  • Posts: 377
  • loughborough
Re: Death bed
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 10:01:13 AM »
quality mate, av a pony
Logged

WAZHALO31

  • SuperBike Superstar
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 27
  • Posts: 1578
  • Kitts Green, Birmingham
Re: Death bed
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 05:51:54 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] brilliant
Logged
]
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.124 seconds with 22 queries.