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[HammyUK]

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night, he found such a girl in a local pub.
He said to her "I was the prime minister of the U.K, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?".
She replied "Mr ex prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages,
your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners
then it wont cost you a fookin penny!!!!"

[roy]