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[jamma10566]

I have just applied for planning permission to build a house. It was going to be 100ft tall, 400ft wide, 9 turrets, windows everywhere, loud outside entertainment system and would have parking for 200 cars. All this would be painted in snot green, gold and tatty pink trim. The planning department told me **** off. So I sent the application in again but this time called it a mosque. Work starts Monday.

[fringe80]

 

[roy]

 

[davemfox]

  funny but true 

Dave