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Author Topic: Women..................  (Read 2381 times)

HammyUK

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Women..................
« on: March 03, 2010, 09:29:54 PM »
Women eh!
Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching,
tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation,
 botox, pierced ears -nipples -bellybutons and clits, eyebrows plucked,
bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise






































but they won't take it up the arse cause it 'hurts'.
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Wh|t3R@bb|t

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 09:46:06 PM »
....... [whistle]

olden but golden!!  [rofl]
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roy

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 10:17:50 PM »
 :iamwithstupid: old but good  :headbang: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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fringe80

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 10:56:43 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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David154

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 11:15:56 AM »
 :shock: oooer! [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 06:42:40 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Loopelisa

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 07:51:32 PM »
it does hurt! lol
have any of YOU tried it?     LMFAO
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roy

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 08:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Loopelisa on March 24, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
it does hurt! lol
have any of YOU tried it?     LMFAO

 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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davemfox

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 08:40:24 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:

Dave
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markzxr

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 08:48:44 PM »
 :iamwithstupid: :iamwithstupid:
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allsorts

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 11:41:10 PM »
I tried it,didnt hurt one bit.
Bit tight tho' & me knob smelt of shit after [rofl]
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jamma10566

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 08:36:39 AM »
You got your nose that close to your knob? :shock:
Why do you need to bother with a woman then? [whistle]
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allsorts

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 09:09:24 PM »
The neighbours dog could smell it & he was tied up next door :shock:


(as opposed to the missus tied up upstairs)  :tongue3: :pottytrain2:
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jamma10566

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 09:44:09 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Mark GVA

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Re: Women..................
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2010, 10:17:33 AM »


Just sayin'
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