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questions ?
« on: February 16, 2010, 08:59:31 PM »

questions.



Why did they put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?




If it really is a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?





Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?





Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?





How come you never hear about gruntled employees?





What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?





When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?





If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?




Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?




Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?   :dontknow:
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