A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE
IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES
TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS,
AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID
FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT
SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES,
"I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO ,
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT
AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT
THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO
SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY,
AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE
AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL
HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES,
"I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO ,
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?
I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE".
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
"OH, I'M SORRY," AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT
ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ' "
