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Author Topic: things you can say in front of the whole family at Christmas  (Read 1033 times)

Andy J

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things you can say in front of the whole family at Christmas
« on: December 22, 2009, 06:38:59 PM »

well, they all raise an eyebrow or two   ;-)

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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Re: things you can say in front of the whole family at Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 07:14:05 PM »

Can a press you to a little tart ?
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Re: things you can say in front of the whole family at Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 07:13:39 PM »

will you try my nuts .

do you want some of my cream on that.

can i interest you in a stiff one  [whistle]
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