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HammyUK

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Chinese Detective
« on: November 26, 2009, 04:25:42 PM »

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find. This is his report...

Most honorable sir!
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go hotel.
I climb tree.
I look window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall off tree.
I no see.

No fee,

Cheng Lee
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Re: Chinese Detective
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 04:44:05 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] ruvre
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Re: Chinese Detective
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 08:38:41 PM »

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