When I was 14 I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
At 17 I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Every thing was on emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 20 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 25 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am a little older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
