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Author Topic: Paddy & Murphy  (Read 1414 times)

The Clam Jowster

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Paddy & Murphy
« on: November 07, 2009, 08:04:52 PM »
Paddy and murphy are out hunting. Paddy says to murphy "mate, im busting for a shit, but i havnt got fuck all to wipe my bum on" Murphy says "well if you have a fiver, use that" Paddy goes off for 10 minites, comes back with shit all over his hands and skiders. "What the fuck happened to you" Paddy looks at him and says "have you ever fucking tried wiping your arse with 3 pound coins, five 20p's and two 50's?.
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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2009, 10:48:18 PM »
 :icon_thumright: [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 03:35:35 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 02:06:53 AM »
thats a cracker  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap]
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David154

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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 10:54:00 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumright:
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EXJ10R

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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 12:42:48 PM »
Just spat my dinner all over the table reading this  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Paddy & Murphy
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 09:03:39 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] going to forward that on to my mate!! [rofl]
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