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ZX10Rob

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1 4 the kids
« on: September 20, 2009, 04:30:56 PM »
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?..................'here come the elephants'. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?............... nothing, he didn't recognize them!           
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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 09:31:24 PM »
 :shock:
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davemfox

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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 06:18:14 AM »
 :icon_scratch:

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Black10R

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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 09:46:58 AM »
er..... :iamwithstupid:
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Mark GVA

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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 02:53:38 PM »
Someone been near them herbal cigarettes?  [whistle]
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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 08:59:25 PM »
a classic..................aly poor joke  [whistle]
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Shongololo

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Re: 1 4 the kids
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 12:58:52 PM »
How do you know when elephants have been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.


What game do elephants play in the back of a mini?
Squash.


Why didn't the skeleton fart?
He didn't have the guts to.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.
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