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One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin.
Immediately realising his intentions she says, "Not tonight darling.
I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean.
" Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep.
 A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"