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Author Topic: play time  (Read 1028 times)

kinny

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play time
« on: September 25, 2009, 04:53:44 PM »

A class of 3 yr olds have just come back to class from their play time.

The teacher ask little johny " what did you do at play time " ?
" i played in the sand box miss " he replies
Teacher says " if you can spell box you can have a chocolate biscuit "
" b  o  x " replies little johny
Teacher says " well done johny here is your biscuit "

The teacher then asks mary the same question.
mary replies " i played in the sand box with johny miss"
Teacher says " if you can spell sand  you can have a chocolate biscuit "
"s  a  n  d " replies mary
Teacher says " well done mary here is your biscuit"

Next the teacher asks muhamid
"did you play in the sand box with johny and mary muhamid ?"
muhamid replies " no miss they wouldnt let me and they were teasing me , asking if i was gonna blow it up and saying i had a bomb under my jacket "

Teacher says " right that sounds like straight case of blaitent racial discrimination"
Teacher asks " muhamid would you like a chocolate biscuit ?"
Muhamid now doing his best to hold back floods of tears replies " yes please miss"
Teacher says " ok muhamid if you can spell suicide bomber you can have one !"
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Re: play time
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 05:17:07 PM »

I like that
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Re: play time
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 07:06:43 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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angus zx10r

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Re: play time
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 09:47:16 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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WAZHALO31

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Re: play time
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 10:34:14 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] brilliant!
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