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Mark GVA

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« on: September 03, 2009, 09:47:05 AM »
From another forum:

A little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman.

Before she has a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of dog s..t over her carpet and explains, "madam, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog s..t from your carpet i will eat whats left"

"Well she says, i hope your f...king hungry, cos the bastards cut my electrcity of this morning"
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Re: Salesman
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 08:10:46 PM »
 [rofl] nice
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Andy J

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Re: Salesman
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 08:12:07 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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