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Non Top Gear Top Tip
« on: August 06, 2009, 09:50:42 PM »
Non Top Gear Top Tip............

1 always move house during a monsoon........... :shock:

2 always decide to ride your pride and joy to your new home ....during a monsoon........... :mad:

3 always listen to the feckin' weather man.......... :tongue2:

4 oh...but the pearler is ............don't wear anything remotely waterproof cos you followed tip 2 and 3....  :icon_scratch:

The only slightest consilation is that the fat useless ginger fecker wouldn't have visited his mates down in Doooorset (Roy...silence)  :tongue3:
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 09:59:43 PM »
you gone and done it the  its OK arch we all know the real reason you moving there don't we ............ [whistle] [whistle]
fat and ginger ring a bell ....... [rofl]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 10:05:17 PM »
sounds like there was some good planning there  [whistle]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 10:16:18 PM »
Quote from: roy on August 06, 2009, 09:59:43 PM
you gone and done it the  its OK arch we all know the real reason you moving there don't we ............ [whistle] [whistle]
fat and ginger ring a bell ....... [rofl]
if he rings my bell he will get my finger in his eye up to the third knuckle at least :boxing:
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 10:30:59 PM »
Quote from: arch on August 06, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Quote from: roy on August 06, 2009, 09:59:43 PM
you gone and done it the  its OK arch we all know the real reason you moving there don't we ............ [whistle] [whistle]
fat and ginger ring a bell ....... [rofl]
if he rings my bell he will get my finger in his eye up to the third knuckle at least :boxing:

best mate ..... [whistle]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 10:34:59 PM »
 :shock: Roy you already know that i would sooner wear barbed wire underpants than make friends with carter  :pottytrain2:
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 10:39:31 PM »
if a girl slaps you its usually cos she likes you .........know what i mean ... [whistle] ......................... [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 10:40:22 PM »
  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 10:43:39 PM »
Maybe you just need to talk your issues through with Mr Carter, should I email him your #?
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 10:44:21 PM »
 :shock: dare  :shock:
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 10:48:17 PM »
Quote from: arch on August 06, 2009, 10:40:22 PM
  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]

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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 10:49:06 PM »
Quote from: angus zx10r on August 06, 2009, 10:43:39 PM
Maybe you just need to talk your issues through with Mr Carter, should I email him your #?
:iamwithstupid: :icon_thumright:
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:46 PM »
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2009, 11:00:14 PM »
 :mad: i can......... do stuff... y'know.....i've got four knuckles on my fingers [naughty]
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Re: Non Top Gear Top Tip
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2009, 11:02:55 PM »
Quote from: arch on August 06, 2009, 11:00:14 PM
:mad: i can......... do stuff... y'know.....i've got four knuckles on my fingers [naughty]

OK ok I was just trying to help [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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