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HammyUK

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For Keiron
« on: July 28, 2009, 02:33:10 PM »
A bloke is doing a parachute jump.

He leaves the plane.

"One thousand and one....one thousand and two...one thousand and three", and pulls the rip cord.

Nothing.!

"Booger!"

He goes for the emergency chute...pulls the rip cord.

Nothing!!

"Bloomin' double booger!! What do I do NOW!?

He's plummeting towards the ground at 120 mph!

Then he sees a bloke coming UP towards him at a similar speed!

"Hey mate!", he shouts. "D'ya know anything about parachutes"?

"No mate, sorry", comes the reply. "D'ya know anything about gas cookers"?
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Re: For Keiron
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 07:53:21 PM »
aaaaarrrrr an old classic  sill makes you laugh ......... [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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