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Exchange Student
« on: July 28, 2009, 02:30:01 PM »

First day in an American school, the teacher introduces a new student who arrived in the US a couple of weeks before: Sakiro Suzuki (son of Sony's top manager).

The lesson begins and the teacher asks: "We will now have a general knowledge test: let's see if you know American History.
Who said: "give me liberty or give me death"?
The classroom remains silent but Suzuki raises his hand: "You know the answer Suzuki? Please tell it to your classmates!"
"Patrick Henry in 1775, Philadelphia!"
"Very good Suzuki!"
"Who said: the government is the people and the people cannot disappear"?
Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln in 1863, Washington!".
The teacher is surprised and tells to her students: "You should be ashamed; Suzuki is Japanese, he just arrived in our country and he knows our history better than you!"


In an embarassed silence a voice: "*#~@ the bastard japs!".

"Who said this?"

Suzuki raises his hands, and without waiting: "General MacArthur in 1942, Panama City and Lee Iacocca in 1982, Detroit"

The classroom remains silent but a voice says: "I want to vomit".

"I want to know who said this!!!"

And Suzuki replies: "George Bush Senior to Japanese Prime Minister Tanaka during an official dinner in his honor in 1991 in Tokyo"

Another lad stands: "*#~@ing Suzuki "






Little Suzuki replies "Valentino Rossi to Ryo, South Africa Grand Prix, February 2005"
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Re: Exchange Student
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 03:34:35 PM »

Oh dear  [wall]  [wall]  [wall]
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