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Man V Woman Poem

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slice16:
Subject: A Woman's/Man's Poem
      
      WOMAN'S POEM
      
      Before I lay me down to sleep,
      I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
      One who's handsome, smart and strong.
      One who loves to listen long,
      One who thinks before he speaks,
      One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
      I pray he's gainfully employed,
      When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
      Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
      Massages my back and begs to do more.
      Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
      Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
      I pray that this man will love me to no end,
      And always be my very best friend.
      
      

      MAN'S POEM
      
      I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
      who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
      doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
      

davemfox:
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Dave

GRNINJA:
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