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Author Topic: A nite in on your own  (Read 1281 times)

zx10r bob

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A nite in on your own
« on: July 05, 2009, 12:23:30 AM »
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But ....................................... Wait a minute....

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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2009, 12:37:04 AM »
 :shock:  [clap]  [clap]  [clap]
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silky22

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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2009, 09:00:24 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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The Clam Jowster

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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 09:33:21 AM »
You'd be even more pissed off if there a another couple sets of different sized hand prints on the bonnet that made her air tight  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] ( Any navy lads out there then "closed down to Zulu Alpha" would be the appropriate phrase) [rofl]
« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 10:52:33 AM by The Clam Jowster »
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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2009, 10:43:49 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  :shock: VOLVO :shock:
« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 10:46:01 AM by shark »
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EXJ10R

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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 01:18:39 PM »
VOLVO  VULVA  :lol:
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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 08:44:27 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

agree with Psg1 regarding rubbish in the misses's motor.
i reckon they must have rubbish magnets fitted to them.
foooooking tissues aswell bloody everywhere, and bloody pay and display
parking tickets going back to April from local Asda [wall] [wall].

then she kicks off if i leave my brew on the floor :-S
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Re: A nite in on your own
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 08:45:30 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap] :iamwithstupid:
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