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Royals
« on: June 26, 2009, 09:18:57 AM »

Queen:            Philip, one has come to a monumental decision.
 
Philip:              Not again Liz! Last time you did that we ended up having Edward.
 
Queen:            No! I'm going to dissolve parliament, all these money grabbing bastards running the country.
 
Philip:              What! Who is going to bloody run it then?
 
Queen:            We are. The whole family!
 
Philip:              What like the f**king Mafia?
 
Queen:            Look you can run the Foreign Office, you're good with Jonny foreigner.
 
Philip:              True.
 
Queen:            And we have natural leaders for every job in the cabinet - Charles can handle the environment, Zara can do sport and of course Harry can handle immigration policy!
 
Philip:              Actually, on reflection it's a great idea!
 
Queen:            Too right it is.  Now Windsor or Balmoral?
 
Philip:              What about them?
 
Queen:            For the second home allowance!

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Re: Royals
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 09:26:28 AM »

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