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Animals
« on: June 26, 2009, 09:20:26 AM »
Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
 
His wife is lying in bed and replies:  'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'
 
Bruce says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.
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Re: Animals
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 06:10:09 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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