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roy

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knife man
« on: June 11, 2009, 05:22:26 PM »

walking passed the library on my way home
and a man jumps out with a flick knife
pushes me to the ground and
cuts the bottoms off me trousers
then tosses them through the library doors
and shouts that's a turn up for the books  :shock:
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Dale

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Re: knife man
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 06:18:00 PM »

 [rofl]  I love stupid stuff like that.   :tongue3:

I went into my library and asked for a book on Tourettes.......The Librarian said.... 'Fuck off you Fucking shitface cunt'.......I said 'Yeah thats the one'
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Re: knife man
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 07:17:56 PM »

 :icon_thumright: [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: knife man
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 07:22:28 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]   +bhp well deserved for those two gems    [rofl]
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Re: knife man
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 08:40:01 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] quality.

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