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Sunday's Joke...
dazxr:
Can't work out some folks' Humour. Can't wait for next Sunday.
By the way the 10th annual Cgck Sucking contest is this friday don't bother coming though pal we've got a bird to do it this year. Thanks anyway, Champ.....! :hello2:
zx10r bob:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Andy J:
--- Quote from: zx10r bob on March 18, 2007, 11:19:45 PM ---A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
--- End quote ---
[rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
GRNINJA:
--- Quote from: zx10r bob on March 18, 2007, 11:19:45 PM ---A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
--- End quote ---
excellent [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
ZX_Girl:
awww ickle puppies ^^ they're sooooooooo cute *makes noises for cute things like women do* what did everyone get up to for saint patricks day then?
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