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Author Topic: Coma  (Read 1038 times)

HammyUK

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Coma
« on: June 25, 2009, 08:56:32 PM »

A woman has been in a coma for 3 months, showing no signs of recovery.

One day, whilst giving her a bed bath, the nurse notices that there is a flicker on the monitor when they are cleaning her vagina.

The doctors send for her husband and tactfully explain the situation suggesting that he tries oral sex to see if it gets a bigger response. So the medical staff draw the curtains to give him some privacy and await developments.

After about five minutes all the monitors suddenly go berserk and they rush in to find the woman stone dead.

"What happened?" demands a doctor...

"Dunno, reckon she might of choked," comes the reply.
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Re: Coma
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 08:59:18 PM »

 [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl] Nice one Hamster
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Re: Coma
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:01:50 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Coma
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:04:24 PM »

 [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl] CLASS  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]  [rofl]
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Re: Coma
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 10:05:58 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Coma
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 07:51:27 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] Beauty
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Re: Coma
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 08:07:09 PM »

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