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[gnat]

Swine Flu Update

 

 

 

Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies,

though.

 

 

Swine flu, however, is not a problem for the pigs because they're all

going to be cured anyway.

 

News Flash ... this just in. The world's religious leaders have issued a

joint declaration that the Swine Flu pandemic is the start of the

aporkalypse.

 

Swine flu has now mixed with bird flu. Scientists say they will find a

cure when pigs fly.

 

I just heard on the news that, "Swine Flu could potentially be a threat

to every single person in the world". Well it's a good thing I'm married

then, isn't it?

 

This is not a time for panic. It is no pig deal. It is a mild ham-demic,

don't believe the spam you're getting.