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WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS.....What they really mean.

ADVENTUROUS = Slut

ATHLETIC = No tits

30 SOMETHING = 41

FUN = Annoying

WILD = Gets pissed easily

BEAUTIFUL EYES = face like a welders bench

SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex husband is a fucking nutter

NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny

HEADSTRONG = Arguementative

ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic

CURVY = Fat Cunt

CUDDLY = Fat Cunt

VOLUPTUOUS = Fat Cunt

LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy Fat Cunt

LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy Fat Cunt