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as sent to me...
« on: June 01, 2009, 05:25:58 PM »

so dont give me no grief  :tongue3: .....

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed
him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny,
flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w @nking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I
mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the
kids.
Took her out with one punch.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding
behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around
in.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a
fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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Re: as sent to me...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2009, 05:44:22 PM »

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Re: as sent to me...
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2009, 11:09:11 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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