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Author Topic: Bob and the Blonde  (Read 1079 times)

HammyUK

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Bob and the Blonde
« on: May 21, 2009, 09:45:46 PM »

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
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john.658

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Re: Bob and the Blonde
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 09:50:46 PM »

 [rofl]  [rofl]


Hang on, what's my missus doing in a sports bar at 10pm????????
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Re: Bob and the Blonde
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 10:07:41 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumright:
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kinny

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Re: Bob and the Blonde
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 03:07:33 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]



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Re: Bob and the Blonde
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 09:05:04 PM »

as i said yesterday  your the master  :notworthy: :notworthy: [rofl]
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Re: Bob and the Blonde
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 09:34:10 PM »

very funny haha







 [rofl] [rofl]



Bob goes in to a bar and says to the barman,,,ill have a pint and a 1/2 of Guinness and a large brandy and coke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bob says you know i really shouldn't`t be having this with what i have............................oooo says the barman what have you got..????








Bob says   67 Pence.......................................................der dum
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