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[zx10rgod]

Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.

Mick says 'how you doin?'

Paddy says 'do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.'

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed.

He says 'your dads sent me up here to shag the both of you ' .

They say 'get away with ya.. Prove it.'

Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back 'of course both of em, what's the point of f*ckin one?

[roy]

 

[john.658]