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One day in a South African gold mine, there is an accident, and several miners are rushed to hospital.......one young miner is really badly injured and eventually wakes up to find one of his legs amputated.

He immediatley starts crying and sobs...'Look at me. Who on earth is going to want a one-legged gold digger?'......The nurse says.....'Well I think we can count Paul McCartney out'.