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Little jonny - peanut joke

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davemfox:

--- Quote from: Andy J on March 12, 2007, 10:39:05 PM ---aye, Dave's jokes have tailed off a bit haven't they................ have you tried that banbot or demotion-bot yet  [whistle]  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Yeah it's been all quiet on the joke front...some weeks I get loads  :lol: other weeks none  :cry:

Dave

davemfox:

--- Quote from: Andy J on March 12, 2007, 09:04:09 PM ---Thanks god there's no -bhp anymore  [rofl] [rofl]

here goes............

Little Daisy gets home from school and says 'Mummy, Jonny showed me his willy today, it's like a peanut'

Mum say's 'You mean small ?'

Little Daisy say's ' no salty'




I'll get my coat  :boxing:

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That's just sooooooo bad... don't slam the door on your way out  [rofl]

Dave

davemfox:

--- Quote from: GRNINJA on March 12, 2007, 10:25:37 PM ---
--- Quote from: MajicKwak on March 12, 2007, 10:19:30 PM ---Almost as wrong as the guy who phoned his boss and said
"Hi boss I won't be in today I'm sick"
"How sick"
"I'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough?"

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 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] Magic is actually quite funny think he might be giving dave a run for his money  [rofl]

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He certainly is  :icon_thumright: nice one Majic

Dave

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