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fido

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Wrong Answer
« on: July 23, 2010, 08:33:34 AM »
WIFE:


What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:


Definitely not!


WIFE:


Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:


Of course I do.


WIFE:


Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:


Okay, I'd get married again..


WIFE:


You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:


(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:


Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:


Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:


Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:


Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:


Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:


Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:


Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:


That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:


Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:


No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
 
- silence - -


HUSBAND:
 

OH FUCK!!
 
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fringe80

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 10:25:14 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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sdt

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 11:56:33 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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roy

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 08:25:42 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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green means go so what you waiting for

Andy J

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 09:25:00 PM »
brilliant  [rofl] [rofl]
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WAZHALO31

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 08:39:35 AM »
Excellent [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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David154

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 09:43:18 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap]
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PedroE8

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 09:23:03 PM »
Busted in a few questions heehehehehehehehe
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mickeyblade

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2010, 09:37:50 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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arek PL

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Re: Wrong Answer
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 09:45:52 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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