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[Andy J]

Thanks god there's no -bhp anymore 

here goes............

Little Daisy gets home from school and says 'Mummy, Jonny showed me his willy today, it's like a peanut'

Mum say's 'You mean small ?'

Little Daisy say's ' no salty'




I'll get my coat 

[GRNINJA]

oh andy thats terrible... only because its wrong..... so wrong 



 

[Andy J]

I received it as a text and just had to post it up 

[MajicKwak]

Almost as wrong as the guy who phoned his boss and said
"Hi boss I won't be in today I'm sick"
"How sick"
"I'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough?"

[Andy J]

Almost as wrong as the guy who phoned his boss and said
"Hi boss I won't be in today I'm sick"
"How sick"
"I'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough?"

a regular mention when someone's sick from work at my place 

[GRNINJA]

Almost as wrong as the guy who phoned his boss and said
"Hi boss I won't be in today I'm sick"
"How sick"
"I'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough?"

  Magic is actually quite funny think he might be giving dave a run for his money 

[MajicKwak]

Why thank you kind sir.

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that my bhp hasn't gone up though   

[GRNINJA]

right wheres mr minus gone 


ok ok 

[Andy J]

aye, Dave's jokes have tailed off a bit haven't they................ have you tried that banbot or demotion-bot yet   

[davmail]

I once got a peanut stuck in my ear,so I poured in some hot chocolate,and it came out a treat!

Boom Boom.

[davemfox]

aye, Dave's jokes have tailed off a bit haven't they................ have you tried that banbot or demotion-bot yet   

Yeah it's been all quiet on the joke front...some weeks I get loads  other weeks none 

Dave

[davemfox]

Thanks god there's no -bhp anymore 

here goes............

Little Daisy gets home from school and says 'Mummy, Jonny showed me his willy today, it's like a peanut'

Mum say's 'You mean small ?'

Little Daisy say's ' no salty'




I'll get my coat 

That's just sooooooo bad... don't slam the door on your way out 

Dave

[davemfox]

Almost as wrong as the guy who phoned his boss and said
"Hi boss I won't be in today I'm sick"
"How sick"
"I'm in bed with my sister, is that sick enough?"

  Magic is actually quite funny think he might be giving dave a run for his money 

He certainly is  nice one Majic

Dave