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Andy J

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Scousers
« on: March 23, 2009, 09:54:07 PM »
cheers Dave.................



A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got One in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his Nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and
wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The
Salary package is 200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
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zx10r bob

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Re: Scousers
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 10:00:27 PM »
fooking quality........... [rofl] [rofl]
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HammyUK

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Re: Scousers
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 10:12:17 PM »
Like it [clap]
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I don't need 200BHP.........................ask the guys behind me!

davemfox

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Re: Scousers
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 05:26:13 AM »
..anytime mate  :icon_thumright:

Dave
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Re: Scousers
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
Calm down, calm down.
Are you tellin me to calm down like? etc  [rofl]
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If it aint broken fix it till it is  :tongue3:
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