A biker is riding passed a zoo, when he see's a little girl leaning into the lions cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her coat sleeve and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch, whimpering with pain the lion lets go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly for his heroic actions which saved thier daughters life . A news reported has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, that was the most gallent and bravest thing Ive seen a man do in my whole life". Why it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw the little girl in danger, and acted as I felt right. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrows paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride? "A Harley Davidson. " The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page: "BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH"
