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HammyUK

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The WRONG answer
« on: February 15, 2009, 11:10:23 AM »
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - silence - -

HUSBAND: F * ck....
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I don't need 200BHP.........................ask the guys behind me!

The Clam Jowster

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Re: The WRONG answer
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2009, 11:07:45 AM »
A good lesson to be learnt there fellas, think before you answer. [clap]
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KEIRON10R

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Re: The WRONG answer
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2009, 11:33:37 AM »
 [rofl]
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