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Author Topic: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?  (Read 1820 times)

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Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« on: January 30, 2009, 12:33:11 PM »
Just thougt id post this cos a few weeks ago me and the missus decided to have this bottle of rose wine, never tried it before myself and it went right to my head to say the least. Anyway we went to bed and the next thing I know the missus is shouting "you had better wake up Chris", turns out id been looking for a transit van under the bed while talking to a bloke called Dean, now I neither have a transit van or know anyone called Dean so fook knows where that came from, I know one thing for sure though.....im never gonna touch rose wine ever again! Wondering if anyone has any funny drunken antics stories to tell   :drunken_smilie: 
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 12:39:44 PM »
Got to be honest...I was wondering where you where going with that story  "....drank this bottle and Me and the mrs went to bed ;-) " I was thinking....bum sex and funy positions... :lol:

Personally, I never done anything stupid when drunk.....nope....never......not once....honest.....your honour  :tongue3:

Too many things to print....anyway
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 12:51:02 PM »
One New Years eve had a fancy dress party from work.
Went dressed as bugs bunny (inc the head). As you can imagine youde get rather hot in such a suit.
Soooo, quaffed copious amounts of ale (Baldricks scrott I think it were called) followed by Jack Daniels chasers (doubles).
Half way through the nite some interprising soul brought back KFC for eveyone. Happy days! get stuck in.
The next thing I know Ive thrown up Heeeeuuge chunks of Colonel Saunders finest (after being unconcious on the roof of a car) and am picking out the choice bits to throw at a mates vegetarian  missus whod called me a greedy bstd!
Moral of the story:
Never trust a giant pissed rabbit that eats chicken  [rofl]
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 03:11:58 PM »
I put a for sale sign on top the entrance to the police station at Birkenhead docks once.  But I was very, very, drunk  :occasion14:
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 04:01:01 PM »
chris my friend , no wonder it went to your head my son ,its all to do with size  ;-)  me being fat and having hollow legs seems to help , me ive never been drunk  :drunken_smilie: and never uttered a bit of shit ................................................... i must be pissed now
many stories from been bollocko in the pub ordering me next drink to pullin the sink off the bathroom wall and wakin up to niagra  :drunken_smilie: :drunken_smilie: :drunken_smilie: :drunken_smilie:
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 08:26:02 PM »
urmm drinkin and storys i think you best ask Andy J,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we had a few beers  in the beer tent at NEC show.......... :occasion14: :occasion14:













































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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 08:47:22 PM »
Hmmm. Took me a while (about 10 attempts and a ruined coat) to climb up and "ride" the jaguar sign in Northampton....  :roll:


« Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 08:59:22 PM by chriswillis »
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 08:59:02 PM »
Tried to make a face on my leg with a co2 powered air pistol. Gave up after the 2 eyes and nose as far too painful  :cry:

The thing is, i got even more pissed and thought i'd give it another go on the other leg....again, too painful after the 2 eyes and nose - even after a bottle of vodka! - so now i have triangular shaped scars..........3 years on!  [rofl]

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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 09:08:39 PM »
Got back to my hotel room one night in Falaraki and my mate was asleep so i broke in through the bottom of a double glazed door. Don't remember that for shit....Only the next morning so took some evidence......

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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 09:12:38 PM »
Bob, I am pissing myself here  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  class


me, I've never been drunk honest.....well ok before Pat say's......  went to a beer festival and proceeded to have a fight on a train with my bro , shoes throw out of window and ohrest is boring really, strange thing is we get on perfectly and it was a complete one off  [rofl] [rofl]  still makes me laugh thinking about it   
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 09:13:28 PM »
I can not tell the couple of stories as it would degrade myself
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 09:19:36 PM »
Oh, and i swam under a boat when i was on a "booze cruise". However, it was a family boat and i sort of forgot.  [wall]

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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 12:44:00 AM »
lol bloody ell i could proberbly write a book!!! ....................but i wont as most of them id so much sooner forget! you would think i would learn as i got older! but no! i still do the same things to get me in trouble as i did 20yr ago !
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 08:27:56 AM »
Quote from: Andy J on January 30, 2009, 09:12:38 PM
Bob, I am pissing myself here  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  class


me, I've never been drunk honest.....well ok before Pat say's......  went to a beer festival and proceeded to have a fight on a train with my bro , shoes throw out of window and ohrest is boring really, strange thing is we get on perfectly and it was a complete one off  [rofl] [rofl]  still makes me laugh thinking about it   

I forget about that. Good night if I remember. Must do it again.
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Re: Have you ever done anything strange while pissed?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 09:38:34 AM »
Quote from: bicster on January 30, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Just thougt id post this cos a few weeks ago me and the missus decided to have this bottle of rose wine, never tried it before myself and it went right to my head to say the least. Anyway we went to bed and the next thing I know the missus is shouting "you had better wake up Chris", turns out id been looking for a transit van under the bed while talking to a bloke called Dean, now I neither have a transit van or know anyone called Dean so fook knows where that came from, I know one thing for sure though.....im never gonna touch rose wine ever again! Wondering if anyone has any funny drunken antics stories to tell   :drunken_smilie: 

Got married! [rofl] [rofl]

Sobered up................got divorced....................took 9 years to sober up mind!
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