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[daveyboyzx10r]

About 15yrs ago got extemely pissed on those little stubby bottles of esp lager that was all the rage bought cheap from france. Had argument with the girlfriend who is now the wife and went to bed at her mothers house. Was woken a short while later by the girlfriend who was advising i was in her mothers bed and had pissed all over it as well as on her side unit and alarm clock(thank fuck it wasnt electric). Obviously i was confused as to what te fuck had happened and where i was i managed to stagger into the girlfriends bed. Whilst laying with the room spinning I could hear the girlfriend trying to clean up my piss from her mothers room whilst crying. Should have felt bad about it but her mother is a particular pain in the ass so i thought it was funny as fuck. Upon her mother arriving home from the club she questioned why her bedding was all changed. Fortunately the wife had came up with a cunning lie to save the day.

[gregstar]

went out got v drunk an got invited/suggested  to stay at my mates parents house in spare room,  woke up in the night thinking i was at home, walked opposite my room into my bathroom or so i though. was actually  his parents room an i  pissed in the linnen basket.  then stepped back falling onto both of his parents as they slept.  they woke up shocked to say the least.  not seen them since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!