A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact.
F (for Fred): 'Mary. Mary.' 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
M (for Mary): 'What's it like?'
F: 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then
off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have
sex twice. Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then
sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, off to the golf course
again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.'
M: 'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
F: 'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Yorkshire.'
